You Might Be A Dominatrix... Humor
You might be a Dominatrix if you enjoy dressing your man in lace and frills.
You might be a Dominatrix if you find putting a collar around your partner's neck to be wildly erotic.
You might be a Dominatrix if you enjoy the look of drool dripping from a gagged mouth.
You might be a Dominatrix if you remain clothed, no matter how hot any encounter may become.
You might be a Dominatrix if you understand that sissys are perfect marriage material.
You might be a Dominatrix if you think it only right to laugh at the small size of his dick, and his inability to keep it hard.
You might be a Dominatrix if you love lowering panties before spanking bottoms.
You might be a Dominatrix if you buy new lingerie for him as often as you do for yourself.
You might be a Dominatrix if you can pick a submissive out of a crowd simply by the way he looks down at your feet.
You might be a Dominatrix if when choosing his clothing for the next day you include bra, panties, and stockings.
You might be a Dominatrix if you love the sight of a bent over body shaking in fear of the strapping that is to come.
You might be a Dominatrix if you find the thought of him having an orgasm to be absurd.
You might be a Dominatrix if you prefer his lips upon your feet to anywhere else.
You might be a Dominatrix if you love the sounds of pathetic begging.
You might be a Dominatrix if you enjoy the sight of pain in your slave's eyes as you viciously attack his nipples with your fingernails.
You might be a Dominatrix if you like the sight of a cock bulging under a sexy panty.
You might be a Dominatrix if you find a bruised and welted bottom to be an extremely erotic sight.
You might be a Dominatrix if your idea of a romantic weekend getaway is staying in a first class hotel room, keeping the door closed, and enjoying his oral worship of your feet and legs for hours at a stretch.
You might be a Dominatrix if you laugh whenever you see an especially tiny cock.