Darling, let us play a game. It'll make watching the Seahawks today more exciting for us!

We'll build a big fire so that we can both watch naked.

Every time the Ravens have the ball you'll wear clamps on your nipples. When the Seahawks get it back, I'll remove them for you. The longer the drive, the greater your pain!

Every time the Ravens get a first down, I'll cane your ass, give you ten of the very best!

Every time the Seahawks get a first down, you'll get one too! I'll open my legs and let you worship with your lips. Extra points for you if I cum!

The first time the Ravens score, I'll plug your ass. Each additional touchdown will result in a larger plug for you. I wonder how high the score will go today?

If the Seahawks score I'll let you play with yourself while licking my body. You get two minutes per score, that's four with a touchdown and extra point. No cumming though, edging will be the watchword of the day.

If the Seahawks win I'll let you cum on my beautiful little feet and lick your mess clean.

If the Ravens win, I guess that your nasty slime will have to remain in your balls for another week. We can always play again next Sunday!