Shopping In The Puget Sound
I noticed while shopping today that Eddie Bauer has some nice wide-mouth water bottles on sale. These are the perfect things for making sure that your man is hydrated as he drives off to work each day.
The wide mouth makes them very easy to fill with your morning piss, and the nice tight fitting lid helps to ensure that he will not spill a drop as he slowly sips while driving to work.
Comments
Milliscent-
How thoughtful of you. And how wonderfully creative.
Not to mention he'll be sure to remember his Female Superior, as Her first morning voide of Her bladder's Holy Water is unquestionably Her most pungent, concentrated and strongly flavored and scented.
From experience, I can attest that there is literally nothing like drinking Mistress' fresh, hot/warm morning champagne.
-saratoga
Posted by: saratoga | October 15, 2011 7:54 AM
I always carry a bottle with me while working out in the gym before work. Would anyone figure out the nature of the beverage by its looks? Would I be considered a pervert and be ostracized or even arrested?
Posted by: Susan's pet | October 16, 2011 2:36 PM
Ahh yes , the wide mouth's are an amazing thing. They have them for beer's and soda's and if one is ever near a local produce stand pick up a bottle of Dickin's cider wide-mouth , seems much more refreshing ;)
Posted by: Fredrick | October 17, 2011 12:31 PM
Dear Mistress Milliscent,
If i came down there, is that what You would make me drink Your hot piss out of? god, so degrading ... i don't think i could do it.
Naked on my knees,
flexibleboy
Posted by: harold stenson | October 19, 2011 1:57 PM
Oh, dear. My wife read this today and told me I'm off to Eddie Bauer outlet store tomorrow to pick out a nice one. Thank you, ma'am.
Posted by: Ed | October 21, 2011 4:46 PM
something that holds heat.
something to stop at the side of a road and gulp.
something to drink down when listening to a CD of Mistress, her needs, her demands, her complaints, her threats
Posted by: mysster | October 22, 2011 3:43 PM
saratoga,
We would hate for him to get thirsty!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | October 23, 2011 12:39 PM
Susan's pet,
Worry not, plenty of bottles look wonderfully vanilla!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | October 23, 2011 12:40 PM
fredrick,
I'm pleased that you agree.
M
Posted by: Milliscent | October 23, 2011 12:41 PM
flexibleboy,
I'm quite sure that we would both have a wonderful time training you to drink!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | October 23, 2011 12:42 PM
ed,
Excellent! I hope that you found a wonderful bottle!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | October 23, 2011 12:43 PM
mysster,
An audio book of my needs, my demands, my complaints, my threats.
How wonderful!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | October 23, 2011 12:44 PM
Camelbak makes nice insulated bike bottles that would be almost perfect for this.
The opening is a bit smaller, but they retain the heat longer, and you have to bite the valve to drink, making drinking less passive.
http://www.rei.com/product/798806/camelbak-podium-chill-bottle-21-fl-oz
Posted by: Pauly | October 25, 2011 9:30 AM
pauly,
Thank you for the recommendation. I have seen them, and as I recall, they not only need a bite, but a bit of sucking. Perfect!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | October 28, 2011 1:04 PM