A Cunt By Any Other Name
My continuing quest to find additional words for pussy has yielded another:
Toni
While reading one of my eclectic book selections I found toni used in context in place of cunt by Dr. Albert Mackey back in 1869.
Aren't words fun? The poor Victorians were of course afraid to use plain English to describe anything remotely having to do with sexuality or reproduction, so often ran off to Latin. In this case though, Dr. Mackey indicates that the word toni was from India. Too bad the poor guy had to search other languages instead of just saying cunt, must have been a bit of work for scholarly writers of his day to search out the 'dirty' words of other languages in order to protect their intellectual reputations.
In any event, I shouldn't pass up the opportunity to use this fun new word in context!
"Baby, do you remember how I said that things were going to get harder for you after we were married?" Asked the new bride.
"Yes, Ma'am." Answered her husband.
"Good. Well, I just want to let you know that since we are married now I've decided to no longer allow you to touch my pretty little toni. No more touching, no more kissing between my legs." She declared with a hint of a chuckle.
Her husband just groaned, learning of his loss.
"That's why I asked Stephen to join us on our honeymoon. You can watch tonight as he consummates our marriage for you." She said, smiling as she gazed down into her husband's eyes.
"Don't you like how it feels when I lick you Mistress?" He asked.
"I love how it feels, but that's not the point. The point is that I love the pain your complete denial of my succulent toni will cause more than anything else! I absolutely adore your suffering. Can you understand that?" She asked.
"Yes Ma'am." He responded, tears beginning to form in the corners of his eyes.
"Don't worry though, I'll still allow you to lick my beautiful ass." She said.
"Thank you!" Her husband exclaimed, relief flooding his body.
"For now anyway. Who knows what the future will hold." She said, laughing as she watched defeat creep back into his eyes.
"Help me out of my dress and into my bridal lingerie, Stephen will be here soon and I want to look like a delicious bride for him!" She ordered.
Comments
"I get it. I don't get it, said the groom.
I NOT (get)
INTO
TONI.
(Get) IT ON ?
NOT I,
TONI - ght
or ever more
Posted by: s.m. | December 18, 2010 1:48 PM
"toni "? Are you sure that's not "yoni"? The second spelling is more commonly found in the British translations of the Tantric texts and the Kama Sutras, and should have been known (or at least available) to Mackey.
Posted by: Tom Allen | December 18, 2010 8:05 PM
toni, a strange name but the little story that went with it, one of my all time favorite fantasies, and something more than a fantasy...to be cuckolded on a wedding day...makes me want to marry her all over again. we are trying to find the guy who willl commit to precisely this so we can have a repeat ceremony, but so far have not been able to find one who will promise 100% to be there. of course I would love for this to happen.....and perhaps this is the true way in which a cuckold should be....denied forever while she is free to explore.
Posted by: bdenied | December 19, 2010 6:42 AM
Toni! A new name... very nice! Must find a way to use that myself... :)
Posted by: Weave | December 19, 2010 6:44 AM
sm,
Nice!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | December 19, 2010 11:18 AM
Tom,
Yes, I am sure that I have the correct spelling as used.
He also used the more common eastern words. It was a good bit of gymnastic vocabulary as he attempted to explain both the female and male generative roles.
M
Posted by: Milliscent | December 19, 2010 11:22 AM
bdenied,
Indeed, we both share love of this particular fantasy. Once in a great while I see it expressed in porn, and it's always great fun!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | December 19, 2010 11:24 AM
Weave,
I think it great too!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | December 19, 2010 11:25 AM
Another tale that terrifies the mind and stimulates the penis. We all know which head wins.
Posted by: littlec | December 19, 2010 12:18 PM
littlec,
I'm glad you liked it, and yes indeed, it seems that the little one always controls the boy!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | December 19, 2010 12:52 PM