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Seattle Seahawks And Your Dominatrix

Given their truly pathetic performance this year perhaps the Seahawks need to hire me as Team Dominatrix. Say 50 lashings for a missed catch, 75 for a yardage loosing run, 100 for a turnover.

I think that clearly Mr. Mora needs me to bring some discipline to the team.

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damn right Mistress

along those same lines, the wife and I were talking and I mentioned that if the home team looses that would mean 1 day of denial for each point they lost by....normal losses are between 3-7 points, but what if they lost by a 100....for some of us that would be cool, for others unbareable....for the latter the even more reason to have the rule

patrick,

I'm glad you agree, now we just have to convince the coaching staff to bring me on board!

M

bdenied,

A fine idea. It would give the boys some extra energy to work off!

Alas though, the Seahawks are very bad, I fear that it may need to be a week per point to turn them around!

M

Mistress

to go along with your seahawks team dominatrix comment. I wish i was on the team to be punished by you. oh how i would love a good flogging right now

patrick,

Don't worry, you don't have to be a Seahawk to get a flogging from me!

M

oh thank you Mistress

patrick,

Just let me know when you are ready to come and suffer for me!

M

Yes Mistress

i wish to come serve you real soon.

patrick,

I'm pleased!

M

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