Masturbating, In The Shower
My new shower was completed this past week. It's got two showerheads, one standard in style, the other a handheld.
When my great and perverted plumber TammyGag finished hanging the heads, I noticed that the handheld head had an odd piece where it came from the wall, and drained the water from the hose through that piece whenever the faucet was turned off. As I'd not seen a handheld showerhead do that before, I asked him about it.
Apparently the odd piece is a back flow prevention device to keep the water in the hose from mingling with the water in the pipes. Apparently these are now required by the plumbing codes.
I've known about back flow prevention devices for a long time, and they are certainly a good idea. One does not want used and contaminated water to mingle with ones drinking water.
How though could the showerhead possibly get contaminated water inside of it? An interesting question to ponder.
The only answer I've come up with is masturbation with the head. I suppose that it could be possible to be enjoying the massage functions upon ones clit, the position of the head in such use theoretically allowing the head to become a we bit dirty, which I suppose could then move into the head's connecting hose.
In any event, it is indeed the only possible way I can think of that the hose could contain anything from ones body, but it's an awful stretch of the imagination.
Perhaps the guys who write the plumbing codes have too many fantasies of wet and masturbating women on their minds!
Comments
Ms. Milliscent, please forgive me if your blog entry was intended purely as a joke, not to be taken seriously.
Guess that a tiny backflow while masturbating is possible, but a more likely backflow scenario is the operator dropping the shower head into dirty bathwater?
If the shower head was in dirty water and then the tap was shut off, then backflow could definitely occur.
mark
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2009 6:18 AM
Dear Milliscent
I was a HVAC/Plumbing contractor for years. During this time I never installed a back flow device on a handheld shower. Also I have gone down on many, many women during this time. I did not die nor become sick without a back flow device.
Posted by: jlp | July 23, 2009 3:20 PM
mark,
Alas, no, it was not a joke. The backflow gizmo did come with the fancy kit.
I suppose that your tub scenario makes sense, I did not think of that since I had it installed in a shower stall only.
M
Posted by: Milliscent
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July 26, 2009 3:19 PM
jlp,
I've never seen such a thing with a shower head either, but as I say, it came with the kit, so we did install it.
I'll have to think of a slave mouth backflow prevention device though! Perhaps some kind of very thin latex dam. Give him half of what he desires, the ability to lick, but the denial of taste and scent! ;-)
M
Posted by: Milliscent
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July 26, 2009 3:23 PM
Dear mistress
Your crual (Thank God)
jlp
Posted by: jlp | July 27, 2009 3:02 PM
well the shower head is something I truly enjoy.....hot water on my balls feels really good...of course You know I dont ejaculate just edge it a bit
Posted by: bdenied | July 30, 2009 1:53 PM
jlp,
I'm glad you enjoy my cruelties!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | August 1, 2009 11:25 AM
bdenied,
Well, my shower is now all ready for such games! The glass was installed yesterday, and I get to start using it tomorrow!
M
Posted by: Milliscent | August 1, 2009 11:26 AM