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On this, the day that the snow is finally melting away to nothingness, I thought it appropriate to share a link into:
Cooling is 'not evidence that global warming is slowing'
by
Vin Suprynowicz of the Las Vegas Review-Journal
My Dear Slave,
I’ve enjoyed owning you, the little submissive man in my life. I love the way you suffer as you serve me, love the way you cry out when I hurt you, love the way you loose your will whenever I am around.
I’ve decided that it’s time for a change in my life though. I just don’t want a man in my life anymore. I want a cute little lesbian now. A little bitch eager to suffer under my whip.
Luckily for you, you get to become that lesbian for me!
My cock trap has worked wonders in keeping your orgasm regulated, and I was quite pleased with your release schedule of once every six weeks. Considering how very often you were cumming when I met you, I must say that I’m quite proud of the progress that I forced upon you. Once I made my mind up that I would ruthlessly restrict your cumming everything seemed to come so very easily.
Alas though, lesbians don’t have cocks, and you shall not be allowed one any longer. A functioning cock anyway.
You need to know that the next time I lock my cock trap upon you shall signify the end of your manhood, and the start of your life as my lesbian whore. You need to know that your experience of orgasm shall forevermore be a thing of the past. Sex for you will become totally feminine, without a functional cock, without a cock’s disgusting slime.
My cock trap will become a permanent feature of your anatomy, removed only for reasons of hygiene. When it is removed you will be in bondage and blindfolded as I can’t tolerate the idea of you seeing your pathetic cock without it’s stainless steel housing any more than I can tolerate the idea of you cumming while living under my roof. I simply cannot allow either thing to happen.
For reasons of health, I will milk you on a regular basis and you will of course ingest every drop of slime that issues from your non-functioning cock. Beyond that your sexual life will be limited to pleasuring me with your mouth, and accepting everything I choose to penetrate you with. Please make no mistake; you will be penetrated often, and quite brutally. Whatever else would one do with a little lesbian slave but force open her holes for violent use?
So, my little lesbian bitch, I hope you like my ideas for your future, my ideas for my cock trap!
Sincerely,
M
These past few weeks, with all the snow, Muck Boots, extremely high quality rubber boots have become quite common footwear around my home. I even got a pair of very cute purple Muck Shoes for Christmas.
Of course all of this rubber footwear has me thinking about fetish, specifically rubber Wellington boot fetishes. While not a very popular fetish here in the United States, it seems to be extremely prevalent in the United Kingdom where it is often a part of people’s larger rainwear fetishes.
Given our very wet climate in Seattle, perhaps it will grow here in time.
For your enjoyment, a few selected links. The first is where you can find some fine Muck Footwear for yourself, all the rest are fetish pages that I found to be of interest.
Muck Boot Company
FetishRainwear.com interviews Helena from Rainbound
Suits & Boots UK
The Wellington Boot Club, offering profiles of rubber boot lovers everywhere
Wellington Boot Fetish
Great Messy Muddy Fun
I wonder, what would you look cutest licking off my pretty new Muck Shoes?
I’ve had my fill of snow for the year now, and it looks as if nature is agreeing with me. It started melting here yesterday afternoon, and that trend is speeding up today.
I think that by tomorrow it shall all be over and life will be able to return to a sense of normalcy!
Traditionally I celebrate Christmas Eve as opposed to on the day itself, and this year is no different.
The tree and the buildings are lighted, Christmas music is playing, and the turkey is in the oven.
Snow falling gently outside my windows adds to the feel of the holiday.
The difference is the amount of snow in the lowlands this year. Family will be unable to make the journey due to the dangerous streets within our Puget Sound cities. Likewise my few neighbors who had plans in the cities are unable to keep those plans.
Always ready to adapt I've shared Christmas greetings with family on the phone, and invited those neighbors who will be alone over to celebrate the holiday here at my home.
It will be a different sort of Christmas this year, yet still a wonderful celebration of life.
I hope that all of you, those who I've had the pleasure of meeting, and those who simply read here have a most wonderful Christmas!
Merry Christmas From My Washington Dungeon!
My studio has an uncommon hot water heater. Environmentally friendly, and extremely efficient, it makes hot water only as it is used, storing none.
Equally odd however is the fact that it is located outside, as opposed to inside the building. Such a location is OK because it contains a small electrical heater within itself that turns on when the temperatures go below freezing, so cold weather will not break it.
Last night of course we were predicted to get a huge windstorm, which never occurred.
I was however concerned that I might loose electricity if the wind blew as predicted, and without that electricity the hot water heater’s delicate workings would freeze and break. This concern in mind, I decided to drain all of the pipes in the building, and the hot water heater, knowing that I could fill them right back up this morning.
Thanks to my plumbing genius I was able to accomplish this normally impossible task in about three minutes. When he plumbed my studio a few years ago, he truly thought of everything.
Into the basement, turn off one valve and no more water will flow into the building. Turn on two other valves and all the water in all the buildings pipes and fixtures flows out of them. Perfect.
I didn’t end up loosing electricity, so the exercise was not necessary after all, but it’s nice to know that any damage can be prevented so very easily.
I awoke this morning to a very unusual sight. The river in front of my house is completely frozen over. Bank to bank it is ice. I never thought that I would see such a thing in this normally temperate climate, but alas it is so.
I did of course take a picture or two, for I imagine that when I tell the story in the future no one will believe it.
I also called a friend who has spent his life in this little area; he says that he has only seen the river do this once before, when he was a young child.
The good news however is that I think I missed the brunt of last nights storm. It is cold of course, but unlike the lowlands we received very little snow and our roads remain easily passable. I remain amazed at how much better off we continue to be here in the mountains than folks are in the middle of our Puget Sound cities where travel seems very difficult indeed.
Emma & scott Kelly, frequent commenters here have published an erotic book titled Never Leave Me.
It sounds like a great read!
For your reading enjoyment this very cold weekend, may I present Calais and her Dirty, Naughty, Adventures
Since my last post all I can say is that it’s cold.
Bitterly cold.
We aren’t used to such cold weather here, and I must say that I’d be mighty happy if things would warm up ten degrees or so.
We have a great deal of snow, and the temperature has not risen above freezing for many days now. Luckily the woodstoves keep my house and studio nice and toasty warm, and the Christmas lights are quite beautiful under their blankets of white.
No frozen pipes, so I figure I’m doing quite well.
The roads are the most interesting part of this storm to me. My little road, normally so bad no matter what the weather is in great shape. The snowplow ran constantly throughout the storm, and traveling on my road is easy as pie. The highway is also nice and clear; the state has done a great job with it throughout the past few days. When I get out of the mountains though, that is when the craziness begins. The cities, and the lowlands around Puget Sound are awful! Ice everywhere, roads treacherous to a terrible degree.
How strange to have roads in great shape up here in the mountains while the roads in the cities are so awful. I’m declaring myself lucky indeed.
Late yesterday evening it started snowing here at my house, and it was coming down with a vengeance. In about two hours I accumulated three inches. Had it kept up throughout the night I would have been buried under a mountain of the fluffy white stuff by this morning.
Alas though, the snow stopped, and that three inches was just about the deepest it got. It was quite beautiful when I got up this morning, but it is all melting very fast now and should all be gone by noon.
Snow always seems to be a tradeoff. It can be amazingly beautiful, but it makes everything just a bit more difficult. Play can be interesting though; a wiling slave and some snow can keep this dominatrix entertained for the longest time!
My friends who live in Lyon France sent me the URL of an online slide show of that city's 'Night of Lights.'
It is well worth having a look.
Night of Lights
My political rantings over for at least the next five minutes, I thought that I should talk about my Christmas Tree.
Those who have known me for a few years know that I traditionally have two Christmas trees. In my last home I had one in the dining room, a second in the living room. After I moved that changed to one in my studio and one in my home. My trees have always been artificial for a number of reasons.
This year, due to an odd family event, I continued with the artificial tree in my studio, but switched to a real tree in my house, something I’ve not had since I was a child.
As long as I was going with a real tree, I decided to go all out. I must admit that I’ve never found too much value in moderating ones pleasures, and I find Christmas Trees to be a pleasure. With this one moderation is just about the last thing that could ever come to mind.
I decided to go with a live tree instead of a cut tree. It will make I think a beautiful yard tree after Christmas, and given that I own a goodly chunk of land I’ve decided that it would be fun to start such a tradition, marking each tree with the year it served as my Christmas tree. Those who come later might enjoy walking around reading whatever little stone year plaques I come up with.
The ceilings in my house are over twenty feet high, so I didn’t really have much limitation as to tree size. Hence I went with a tree somewhere between twelve and fifteen feet high. This baby is huge, and it looks great from outside as it shows perfectly through the glass front of my house.
The only problem I had was in decorating the tree. I didn’t think about that too much before it arrived, and I must admit that it was a bit, perhaps a lot more difficult than I thought it might be.
Over half of the tree had to be decorated with a ladder.
An extension ladder would not work because my hardwood floors are too slippery for one to remain in place, so only a folding ladder would do. Alas, my folding ladder is only a five footer, so even standing on the top marked ‘Do Not Stand Here’ didn’t raise one high enough to decorate easily. The angel on top had to be placed with both the ladder, and a broom handle pushing the ornament up.
A second trouble was that trees of course narrow towards the top, so one can’t get too close to the top of the tree with a ladder held away by the bottom branches.
In any event, decorating it was not easy, but it is an amazing and wonderful tree. Not to mention unique, as one rarely encounters a tree of such size indoors.
I’ve decided that next year I will once again have a massive tree, but that I’ll buy a bigger ladder to go with it!
For those of us in Washington State our legislators are right now gearing up for the upcoming legislative session, and now is the perfect time for us to connect with them.
In my view, the biggest trouble with most citizen lobbying is that it comes too late to make a difference. By the time anything being considered by the legislature makes it on to the news, it is too late for citizen lobbying to have an effect upon it. Citizen lobbying must be done early to be effective.
The second biggest trouble with most citizen lobbing is that it is done poorly. A rude or threatening email sent to a legislator will have zero positive effect, and likely will have a negative effect. Citizen lobbying must be done respectfully to be effective.
The easiest way for a citizen to lobby his or her legislator is via the ‘Legislative Hotline.’ You call a 1-800 number, and leave a brief message with the person who answers the phone. The person answering the phone types up your message then delivers it to each of your three legislators, our Governor, and our Lt. Governor. You don’t even have to know who these elected officials are, the person answering the phone figures all that out for you.
The number for the ‘Legislative Hotline’ is:
1-800-562-6000
Now you know how you can lobby our legislature in Washington State. Wasn’t that easy?
Let’s talk about what to lobby for. Our state is currently facing a roughly 6 billion-dollar budget deficit. Unlike the federal government our state cannot pass a budget that is in the red, cannot rake up massive debt.
This means, quite literally, that the legislature will have to either raise taxes by 6 billion dollars, cut spending by 6 billion dollars, or go with some combination of spending cuts and tax increases.
Government employees, and employees of groups that receive government funding make time each and every day the legislature is working to lobby. This session they will be lobbing for tax increases, ensuring legislators that whatever it is they do is so important that it can not be cut without disaster striking, and that therefore massive new taxes are needed.
Folks who don’t rely upon government for their livelihoods however generally don’t make time for lobbying efforts. Instead they ignore the legislature and just get upset that taxes and regulations both seem to be ever increasing.
This is a mistake. Those of us who believe in lower taxes, in less government, and in more freedom need to lobby the legislature, not ignore it. We need to counter the calls of government types for more taxes and more regulations. If we do not, especially over the next few months, we will all be paying higher taxes, and suffering under more regulation next year at this time.
Therefore, I suggest that this week you call the ‘Hotline’ and leave a low tax, reduced regulation message.
Call the ‘Hotline,’ they will ask for your name and address, and then take your message. If you are like me a Libertarian leaning Republican I’d suggest something to the effect of:
“I feel that taxes are too high already, and urge that the budget be balanced through cuts to non vital functions of government. I am not in favor of any new regulations or laws which will require increased spending, rather I think that we should reduce needless regulation to cut spending.”
Quick and easy. Effective too if done now.
One quirk with the ‘Hotline’ is that your message will go to your three legislators as a matter of course, but only to the Governor and Lt. Governor if you specifically request it. I would recommend that you make that request.
Unless you absolutely want one, you need not ask for a reply to ensure that your message is read.
If you take my advice and spend 30 seconds lobbying this upcoming week you just might end up feeling the process worthwhile. If that is the case, I might suggest that you call back a few days later with a message to the effect of:
“Given the budget deficit I am against any new laws that will increase spending. I urge my legislators to not sponsor any bill that will have a fiscal note attached to it.”
(A fiscal note is a statement prepared by the Governor’s staff detailing how much a bill will cost each year if it is passed into law. All bills that have significant costs are outfitted with fiscal notes if they begin to come under serious consideration.)
Talking about taxes being too high, regulations being out of control, and liberty being infringed is meaningless unless such talk is backed up by action. I urge all of my readers who are located in the State of Washington to spend a couple of minutes this December taking that action, lobbing our legislature as it prepares for its upcoming session.
The old adage suggests that one should never discuss religion in public for the topic is always sure to offend. For that reason, a disclaimer:
The following post makes fun of a handful of evangelical Christians, a Rabbi, a handful of atheists, Republican legislators from the religious wing of the party, and the State Patrol. If you are easily offended by the mocking of such people and groups, you might not want to read any further. If however you find reason to be valuable, I hope you enjoy this post.
End disclaimer.
It seems that our state capitol building is attracting all manner of childish people, and childish behavior this Christmas season.
For a great many years the Association of Washington Business has put up a Christmas tree within the building, directly under the rotunda. This is for the AWB a part of their efforts to raise funds for ensuring that the needy can have a good holiday. A worthy endeavor by an important organization.
Christmas, the celebration of the birth of Jesus of Nazareth is of course a Christian holiday, so the tree is officially designated a ‘Holiday Tree’ in light of the fact that it is contained within the capitol building of a secular government.
Christmas trees are of course a pagan tradition that has been widely adopted by western Christians, but of course many people choose to ignore the fact of decorated trees pagan origins, and have come to view the Christmas tree as a part of Christianity.
One such fellow is a Rabbi. It seems he was offended by the fact that the capitol was home to a ‘Holiday Tree.’ Instead of just not looking at the tree, he decided to make a childish political statement. He put up a Menorah a couple of Christmases past. His childish decision to be offended by the ‘Holiday Tree’ was however quite minor compared to the childish behavior it inspired.
A Realtor visited the capitol building and spotted the Menorah. Instead of just not looking at the Menorah, he decided to act childish, become offended, and make a childish political statement. He put up a nativity scene that is now in it’s second year.
Republican legislators, due to the controversy surrounding the nativity scene figured out that the ‘Holiday Tree’ is actually called a holiday tree, and not a Christmas tree. One can always count upon Republican legislators from the religious wing of the party to act childish, and of course they acted perfectly true to form. Indignant calls issued forth from some legislators demanding that the ‘Holiday Tree’ be called a ‘Christmas Tree.’
At this point last year the childish behavior of everyone involved, with the exception of the AWB that just wanted to get charitable donations for kids, had made the news in a fairly big way.
An atheist from the city of Shelton saw the controversy on the news. Instead of simply shaking her head at the childish behavior of others she too decided to act childish, to get offended, and make a political statement. This resulted in the placing of a sign with an atheistic message next to the nativity scene.
Moronic disc jockeys are paid extremely well to act childish, so of course the rantings of a Seattle disc jockey inspired yet another childish person to steal the sign placed by the atheist group.
The State Patrol, a police force so incompetent that it can not stop the capitol building from being regularly spray painted, taken over by ‘anarchists,’ or even stop the atheists sign from being stolen was however competent enough to go fetch the sign from the radio station it was delivered too, and put it back up.
It’s return is now sparking more childish behavior with at least two Christian groups deciding that they are so offended by it that they must place their own sign refuting it, and host a protest at the capitol building this Sunday.
While all of this does make an interesting study in childish behavior on which one can contemplate, I do have to wonder if any of these ‘religious’ and ‘non-religious’ people are remembering the purpose of the ‘Holiday Tree’ at all.
Will even one of these offended idiots leave a donation for the AWB so that they can provide a toy or a good meal to a needy child this holiday season?
I fear not.
I fear that childish political statements are far more important to all of these childish people than the true needs of a child ever could be.
This story, and the worldwide press it is receiving is a sad commentary upon our state.
Today, on another femdom blog, I encountered a rather juvenile troll comment obviously placed to upset the blog’s author.
It is a femdom blog, written by a dominatrix. In a nutshell, the comment basically was:
‘Guys submit to you now because you are young and beautiful, but beauty fades with time. Someday you will be old, and much less beautiful. At that point you will find no one willing to submit to you, so you had better save your cash now, because you will be without friends to lean upon when you no longer have your beauty.’
Of course the comment is rude and nasty, but more importantly it pointed out how little the troll in question understands about female domination.
It is true; the beautiful dominatrix gets lots of attention. Beauty though is not the essence of female domination, nor is it the ‘drug’ that keeps subs so very ‘high.’
Attitude is the essence; attitude is what subs are seeking.
A less than beautiful dominatrix if she has the right attitude, the right excitement for her domination of her sub, will always be a better dominatrix than the strikingly beautiful woman who does not possess a killer dominant attitude, or excitement for her dominance.
Bdsm is all about attitude; the troll who doesn’t understand that fact must have very little experience with mind-blowingly good D/s.
